Friday, June 29, 2007

Our baby according to....

This is so funny!

Madame Zaritska's reading

Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 21 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have green eyes and some very fine hair.

1 comment:

Cindy said...

Holy shit! 21 hours.... I don't think so!